I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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