marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
