carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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