You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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