Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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