Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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