All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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