It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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