I'm going to jail i love you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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