im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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