I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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