I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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