Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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