My brain says no but my pants say off.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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