gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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