My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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