I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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