My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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