if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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