The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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