accomplished twins. life is a go
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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