He is an equal opportunity slut.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
