Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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