You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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