she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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