Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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