Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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