ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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