i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am naked and annoyed.
I think people are normalizing furries
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
