i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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