just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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Green mimosas i think yes
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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