Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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