Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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