Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You left your phone here
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