so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I could fuck to npr.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
