Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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