I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think i got beer on your cat.
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