Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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