Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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