She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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