Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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