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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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