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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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