i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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