ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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