my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
