Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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