I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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