but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
And then he peed in my hair
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