is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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