I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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