super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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