Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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