We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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