I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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