That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
