: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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